Friday, April 11, 2008

clearly gone round the bend

Life got all crazy busy for a few days and all of a sudden there are 162 unread posts in my reader. What's wrong with you people? It's sunny out. Go outside already.

In other news, my kid told me today that she's tired because she's got a baby in her tummy. Where does that shit come from? Because it's not coming from me.

In other other news, I applied to be one of the four people Barack Obama had dinner with last week. Guess what? He didn't pick me. He's clearly missing out. What are you, Obama, afraid to hear someone rant on and on about folks who need housing? Not man enough for that? Just kidding. Love you. I'd have made a hell of a dinner guest if I might say so myself. Call me or I'll sic Jenny The Stalker Bloggess on you. Dude.

17 comments:

Mrs. Chicken said...

We really need to get Jenny some professional help. She's stalking me, too.

And dude? SO not sunny here. In fact, it may snow tomorrow.

SNOW.

Janet said...

That'd learn him.

flutter said...

pfft I mean really now...who wouldn't want dinner with you? Especially jenny!

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

I swear to God Hailey has been doing the same "baby in my tummy" thing all week.

Maybe she's stalking your kid?

Madge said...

obama didn't want to have dinner with me either...

Family Adventure said...

It's NOT sunny - it's snowing outside. That's why!

Heidi

Amanda said...

Briar is excited about having a new sister, but she keeps scowling at me, "I don't want a baby in my belly. And I don't ever want to be four. I havta be three forever, all day long."


And as for Barack, bummer. Poor choice, BO.

Kyla said...

Too bad he didn't pick you. He's totally missing out.

ms chica said...

He's only having dinner with four? The country is entirely too fucked up for him to dine with so few.

Will you have dinner with me, Jen?

QT said...

I wish my "it is snowing here" comment sounded different and enlightened...

Aliki2006 said...

Yeah, I didn't get dinner with him either...oh well.

cce said...

We've had bursts of sun and we all dash outside to rejoice and then a storm rolls through and it rains and we all hunker down in front of the window to wait it out.Counting the rain drops, counting the crocuses, just living, breathing for another hint of that sun. Which means you don't have any of MY new posts on your list because I'm too distracted and full of seasonal longing to have written any. You're welcome.

painted maypole said...

senator obama missed out, indeed. you'd be top of my list for a dinner guest.

Defiantmuse said...

bummer about Obama, dude. The man clearly doesn't know what he's missing out on.

in other news: Um. 162 posts? How many blogs do you read dude? I can barely keep up with the half dozen I regularly read.

cynematic said...

I didn't get picked for dinner with Obama either, but at least he made me a mix tape. :)

Amy Y said...

You have an open invitation to eat dinner at my house any time you like. I can't, however, guarantee it'll taste good.

Expatriate Chef said...

I am sure you would make one hell of a dinner guest. I offer, I cook, and yet you never show. Tell Barack he will have to just get in line, baby.