Tuesday, April 08, 2008

her future includes either a nobel peace prize or ongoing psychotherapy

M: Everybody likes me.
Me: Huh? Everybody? Who is everybody?
M: Everybody I see likes me.
Me: What about you? Do you like everybody?
M: I like everybody in all the different countries.
Me: What about this country?
M: I like them too. I like everybody and everybody likes me.

In other news, I'll never be a trailblazer but I can make a hell of a good stalker. Besides, I really wanted one of Jenny's buttons. Altop invited me to join their site (what, I only begged a little) and so watch out blogosphere, I'll be nationwide before you know it. Being home sick has it's benefits if one uses the time wisely.

23 comments:

flutter said...

I am so stalking you....so sayeth the reunion.com

Little Monkies said...

Or, she'll be the next Lyle Lovett...not a bad thing either!

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

I've been stalking you for years. I really don't need the competition. Please stop being so popular.

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

PS. It make sme sad when you have your blinds closed in the morning. The microphones in your house only tell half the story.

Gwen said...

Sounds like she takes after her mother.

Julie Pippert said...

Hmm I'm not sure you need therapy when you speak the truth. :)

Such a cutie girl.

And congrats on alltop!

I blew it on Just Post again. I'm sorry.

QT said...

dude - it will probably be both, right? She is such a cutie!

Beck said...

I love that age when they are just SO convinced that the whole wide world loves them - it gets pretty poignant when they realize in a few years that it's not quite true.
Stupid reality.

Chicky Chicky Baby said...

What? You have other stalkers?? I wanted to be your one and only stalker.

*pouts and kicks the floor*

Sizzle said...

I was wondering what you had to do to get on Altop...

painted maypole said...

who wouldn't like M?

Family Adventure said...

She's going places, that girlie :)

Heidi

Ally said...

Sweet girl. I hope her outlook is always so good.

Madge said...

what a great attitude to start life out with -- liking everybody in all the different countries.

lildb said...

you'll always be nationwide to me, man.

screw nationwide. you'll always be universal to me.

and, apparently, everyone else who is pledged to follow your every word with bated breath forever and ever, amen.

so, I can dig M's attitude. she's a smartie whose apple is cradled in its tree-momma's branches.

xoxo

Kellan said...

What a cutie - definitely a diplomat and loveable, that one!!

Congrats on Altop - very cool!!

Good to see you, Jen - take care - Kellan

crazymumma said...

I'm confused. But then again, I usually am.

dude tho. I like her as well.

Janet said...

I particularly enjoy her sassy confidence. I want some.

PS The Blogess makes me laugh. I'm going to stalk her now.

urban-urchin said...

I wish I could have that child's confidence- geez! Also I agree the Blogess will now be stalked by me too, she makes me laugh.

liv said...

i'm kind of pissed at alltop. i've been told there's no category for shit bloggers who engage in nonstop navel gazing, yoga and general dumbassery. assholes.

carrie said...

Ah, and then I'll say, "I knew her when . . ."

I don't even know what Alltop is, but I guess I had better find out!

Ron Davison said...

You'll be nationwide? How do you do that? Is there a nationwideweb? I am so confused now.

Lawyer Mama said...

Damn. And Jenny is good at stalking.